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Re: Анекдоты, Юмор!

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Сильвер писал(а): ↑26 янв 2019, 00:23 Пуговичка прибежала вся в слезах.
Бабуля, бабуля - дедушку пришили...
Во взрослом варианте детской сказки Мальвина вышла замуж за Буратино
и потом долго и счастливо его пилила...

- Дорогой, я хочу жить с тобой долго и счастливо!
- Дорогая, если ты будешь жить счастливо, я долго не протяну...
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Re: Анекдоты, Юмор!

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Если семья распалась, виноваты оба - жена и тёща.
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Re: Анекдоты, Юмор!

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Рядовой петров, почему не поёте в срою?
Зуб болит...
Ну, тогда подвывайте...
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Re: Анекдоты, Юмор!

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Выкопать ямки под саженцы : 50, 50 на 50 см. :?
Это что, треугольные что ли? :shock:
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Re: Анекдоты, Юмор!

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Бояться надо не инопланетян, а людей, которые их видели.
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Re: Анекдоты, Юмор!

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wldmir писал(а): ↑26 янв 2019, 05:23 - Дорогой, я хочу жить с тобой долго и счастливо!
- Дорогая, если ты будешь жить счастливо, я долго не протяну...
Молодой - старому:"Я хочу жить вечно." "женись" "и что буду жить вечно?" "перехочется"
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Re: Анекдоты, Юмор!

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